Thursday, 14 June 2012

Yaya and his Baby questions

Scene 1

I was telling him if he's a good boy, I'll buy him an ice-cream.

Yaya : Mommy, if you're a good girl, you'll have a baby.
Me: How?
Yaya: I'll bring you to the hospital. Which one do you like Mommy, boy or girl?
Me: A girl please.
Yaya: Yeah, you can choose which baby you want at the hospital. If you choose a girl, then it's like Charlie and Lola. Charlie is me and Lola is the baby girl.
Me:*terdiam sbb anak aku ada plan rupanya*

Scene 2

Yaya: Mommy, when I was in your tummy, how did I eat and drink?
Me: There is a straw in my tummy, you used it to eat and drink.
Yaya: Oooo. How did I get out from your tummy? From your mouth?
Me : The doctor cut me up and took you out.
Yaya:Oooo. What did daddy do then?
Me: Daddy helped the doctor to clean you and feed you.
Yaya: and daddy brought me home, right?
Me: Yes.
Yaya: What colour is the straw? *refering to the straw in my tummy*
Me: It's your favourite colour, blue.
Yaya : *smiling*

Seksa oiii. Nasib baik dia tak tanya lagi, how did I get inside your tummy? Errghhh!
Sent from my BlackBerry smartphone from Virgin Media

21 comments:

Lin Ghazale said...

Akakakakakaka

Nurrul Mohamad said...

hahahhaha mun kitak sik caesarian pun payah nak jawabb hahah

Adi Solikin said...

so boleh la mula fikir jawapan untuk soalan "how did i get inside your tummy" itu

anakdara said...

hahah budak sekarang nang cerdit utak nya ya..ligat piker soalan..

sarukman said...

daddy was walking and suddenly he tripped and fell on top of mommy whilst mommy was sleeping spread-eagle on the bed!

Ribbon Clown said...

LOL @Charlie &Lola.. post ni buat aku sentiment sorang2 lam bas... hehe yaya mmg smart abis!

Ribbon Clown said...

aku nak type senyum bukan sentiment.. citt autocorrect!

Kazaztan Team said...

nasib baik tak tanye...prepare je la jawapan...

Khamsi Abdullah said...

chumel btol yaya!!

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Lin,

Sopan betol gelak kau, kehkehkeh

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Oon,

mun sik c-sect, nang sik tauk la mcmni nak nyawap ehhh

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Adi,

er, idea please?

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Anakdara,

kmk rasa cikgu nya ada cerita la mcmni dpt baby ya..

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Sarukman,

Pelik juak cerita ktk, daddy tek berjalan atas katil kah? pelik eh

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Pe'jah,

Haru ok nak jawap semua soalan dia.. dah la aku ni malas nak pikir cara nak jawap supaya dia tak trauma, isk!

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Kak Kazaztan,

Marilah berdoa, dia terfigure out sendiri, hahaha

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Khamsi,

At times mmg cumil, sometimes rasa nak cubit sebab banyak no menjawab!

PUTUBAMBU said...

hahaha..!
bebudak skrg..always curious nak tau macam2..

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Kak Putu,

Jenuh nak menjawabbb, ergh!

Nana said...

hahahahaha.... OMG!! is cute but will make us sweat too :P

DeLancrettLurpak said...

Nana,

I'm waiting for the ultimate question : how do I get inside your tummy? hahahaha

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