Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Enlarging, Tucking, Lifting and More Lifting

People are crazy. They won't stop at nothing to make their appearance more beautiful than others. And they just don't get it that beautiful is subjective. Even you spent millions on the surgery, but what if the outcome is like this.. mak lari berbatu2 noks!!!

Let me ask you Jocelyn Wildenstein, have you look into the mirror? 


Enlarging your breast till you hurt your spine.
Tummy tucking, but you keep repeating the same mistake, what is that, you EAT LIKE A HORSE.
Lifting your cheekbone.
And now you're going to lift the other cheeks, oh yeah baby, I'm talking about your bum. 
You want a brazilian  buttock, just like J.Lo and Kim Kardashian.

Macam kena geget lebah gituuu!!!

The thing called a Brazil buttock lift cost around 8850gbp, in case you're wondering.



Lucky me, I don't need all the lifting and what not.
And it runs in the family.
Ehem ehem.
Hoih, bahaya anak perempuan aku ni nanti!


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15 comments:

Lady of Leisure said...

huwaa.. takut la salah injek jadi kot lain.. kihkihkih..

Cik Lurpak said...

LL: kan kan.. pelik diorg ni selamba badan aje leh cucuk tang sini, cucuk tang situ... heran kann

nurdani said...

waaa..menakutkan!
tak cantik pun....
kesian kat diorang tu

Cik Lurpak said...

kan nurdani.. tak santek punnnggg.. apa la yg santek kalau dah muka kembang mcm kena geget lebahh

Rozie said...

yes it runs in the family ;) sbb tu body i mcm kim kardashian kan kakak kan!

Cik Lurpak said...

yes babe! sikit hari dah boleh jadik kim kardashian kalau tambah ketinggian..hehehehehe

e.l.i.z.@ said...

euwww huduh banga!

montot tu pun tonggek pelik ehheh

Ismail Fitry said...

Ni entri memuji diri ekk??? hehehe

AdiHana said...

a plus side of being malay kan?

Ribbon Clown said...

aku nyer asset pun runs in the family he he mimah!! aku desperat nk kurus.. telan pil kang..grrr

zarin said...

dear..
i dah post entry on how to make popia simpul ;-)

Cik Lurpak said...

eliza: kalau dah macam kena geget lebah, confirm la huduh yang oi...

Cik Lurpak said...

ismail: bukaaannn...bukan entry memuji diri sendiri, ni entry tanda bersyukur.. hahahahha

Cik Lurpak said...

AdiHana: kan kan.. tapi i kan, malay+bugis+ jawa.. hehehehhe

Cik Lurpak said...

Pe'jah: setakat telan pil, tak berapa nak desperate la pe'jahh.. hehehhe

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